By the way

By the way, this blog will be a year old in 15 days. Hurray!

Time for a poem

President
By Jesse Solomon

When "Hail to the Chief" plays, I respect the man that is introduced by it.
As he speaks, he boldly introduces strategies and solutions.
His face represents his words, and his powerful emotion.
He has a plan, and he will put it into action.
He is a president.
Finally, for the first time in 8 years, we will have a president.
Thank God.

Heavy cursing

Well Fuck.

Of all the fucking days I have to be fucking sick, it's the days where it's fucking snowing.

Fuck the world. I hate my life.

Demotivationals

Have you ever heard of demotivational posters? They're these hilarious pictures on the internet that spoof the famous motivational posters. You can find some examples at demotivateus.com (note: site contains inappropriate content). Anyway, There's a site where you can make your own demotivational posters, and I've decided to make one myself. Here it is:

(Note: this is an actual article.)

Watch-to-win sweepstakes

Good news! I've just entered the Verizon Watch-to-Win sweepstakes! The rules are that if you watch a trailer for The Dark Knight, Hellboy II, or two other movies (I forgot which) you have the chance of getting a 50" plasma screen HDTV. Who knows? It might happen.