Crap

Great. First it was Mario Kart DS, then Guitar Hero...
I am now a Super Smash Bros: Brawl zombie.

Warning!

This is a warning for all of you readers:
Writing bar mitzvah thank-you notes is a bitch.

Whooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Yep, it's finally happened. If you've noticed the date of this post, and my mentioning of my bar mitzvah in 6 days, you would know that I have just had my bar mitzvah. Indeed, it went by like a breeze. And you know what? I hate it. Sure, I did well at the service. Sure, the party was awesome. But you see, THAT'S THE FRIKIN' PROBLEM! I worked so hard on it, and now it's over! Finished! Kaput! And you know what I get for it. Kudos. That's it. You don't know how long I've spent working on the service. Sitting in extreme anticipation for the day to come. Waiting for so long. And then it finally happens. And it's only one whole fucking day.
Wow. It makes me feel like I've wasted six months.
However, school did end. I guess I can be happy.

Yay

And Jesse is feeling happy.
Why, you might ask?
The answer is that Jesse needs to stop talking in third person.
Seriously, the real reason is that I won a school election. I am now the 7th grade representative. My opponents were an advantage:
Illana. A well-qualified person, however, not able to win most of the grade because of the popularity rule, and
Hannah: Popular, but an idiot who definitely not take her job seriously.
Also, considering I was the only boy, that helped too.
And so, I won.
Probably a landslide, but I don't know.
Also, I have a Bar Mitzvah in 6 days.
But that's not important or anything. No, not at all.