Al humins mak misteaks

Just another mistake:
On April 6, I said that my birthday counter was 11 days. However, that wouldn't make sense, as that would make my birthday on April 17, and my other posts pointed to the fact that it was on the 15th. Indeed, I want you all to take a break from your lives and celebrate my awesome math skills.

Correction

I just changed the "bad night" post. Originally I mentioned that it was the second time a dog humped my leg. However, I recently remembered another time my leg fell victim to a lonely dog's testosterone.




This is why we got female dogs.
-Jesse

Guam

So, the primaries in Guam, a US territory, are on May 3rd. Let's pretend we care, guys.

News

By the way, I have some news. Apparently, this blog had the chance to get sponsored. While looking through my posts, I looked at the one where I linked to The Impossible Quiz, and it said it had a comment. I looked at it, and it came from some guy from a site called freeonlinegames.com. He said that I should link to it with a certain description. However, unfortunately for Sam (I think that's what he said his name was), Free Online Games was where I encountered a fake, scary-pop-up game which gave me huge paranoia and fear of going on the internet (give me a break, I was like, 10-11). Concerned about my online-game-loving readers (which I doubt exist, but, you know, just in case), I deleted the comment and hoped never to get anything from him again. In fact, I hope he's reading this right now so he can see what happened to his offer.
Peace (and actual games on the internet),
Jesse

I'm getting really bored trying to come up with titles

-8 days...
Sorry. I completely forgot to post on my birthday. Guess I was too obsessed with Guitar Hero. Oh well.
So, I read somewhere that Hamas lied about its proposal to Israel. God, please help us. Now is the time that we need you the most.
Please. I've trusted you for my entire life.
-Jesse

Birthday counter

5 days...

Birthday counter

8 days...

Birthday counter

11 days.........

The Impossible Quiz

Play it. Play it now.

A bad night

Two weird things happened last night. First, we went to my mom's blind friend's house. His name was Josh. The house was not that enjoyable, but I spent my time listening to him. He was so awesome. The best part probably was him talking about how his mom always moved the furniture around her house, and the catastrophes that followed. Now that wasn't the weird part. Their dog, Berkley, who was neutered - get this - started humping my leg. What's really sad is that that was the third one in my life.

The other weird thing was that I got a tick.

enemy lasagna robust below wax semiautomatic aqua acompany slacks

You know what? To be honest, I have no idea.

Hmmm

You know, I've started to realize that I randomly change fonts. I'll never do that again, I promise. I'll always stick to the normal one.
























APRIL FOOLS!

Nice try, Google

Here.
What's scary is that people actually fell for it.