This one's from a Simpsons comic:
(Krusty the Klown is interrupted by a special report)
Bart: Hey! They're interrupting the clowniest clown on earth for some lousy grown-up story.
Lisa: Be quiet, Bart. Special reports herald monumental occasions in one's life. It could be an announcement of a precedent-setting change in foreign policy, the discovery of a cure for a previously incurable disease, or...
Kent Brockman: We interrupt this program, quite frankly...
Heh, heh
Because we can!
Lisa: A flagrant display of the news media's totalitarian grip on the airwaves.
Funny 'cause it's true.
Friday, May 29, 2009
Sunday, May 10, 2009
My birthday is in 340 days
I just came home from watching the Star Trek movie. It was amazing. The special effects were awesome (Michael Bay's gonna have to pull some crazy shit off in Transformers 2 (OMG 47 DAYS) to compete with it), and the storyline was great. Everything just seemed to... work. Would reccomend.
Monday, April 13, 2009
My birthday is in 2 days
This is so unbelievably kickass. I actually GOT A BLOGGER APP. Isn't that just awesome? I'd reccomend it to all blog users who have iPod touches. It's easy to use and awfully convenient.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
BTW
I think I owe an apology to my school. The idea of having an extra day was indeed practical. You see, if they had not given us that extra Monday, we would have had to have en extra week of school after what would have been the final day (I can only assume it has to do with all the days we lost over Winter break).
My birthday is in 6 days
On my iPod right now, at my grandmother's. It's Passover, and the whole family is getting together just like they do every year so we can get distracted from the fact that we can't eat bread. It's a fun tradition.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
My birthday is in 7 days
Scroll down to the bottom.
See all the websites? This is one of the great things about the Obama presidency. He's using all of these different internet services to connect with the American youth. I have a feeling that somehow, McCain wouldn't be using this sort of technology.
Hey, Michael Steele. You want to try to reshape the Republican Party to a more youth-like enviornment? Start with the Internet.
See all the websites? This is one of the great things about the Obama presidency. He's using all of these different internet services to connect with the American youth. I have a feeling that somehow, McCain wouldn't be using this sort of technology.
Hey, Michael Steele. You want to try to reshape the Republican Party to a more youth-like enviornment? Start with the Internet.
Sunday, April 5, 2009
My birthday is in 10 days
Friday: Returned from not having internet for 72 hours because Verizon is a bunch of douchebags (and, I guess, retards). Thank God.
Anyhoo, I suck at Time Crisis. Seriously, playing a free trial of an arcade game really shows how much you suck at it.
I have school tomorrow before spring break. Yeah, that's right. The idea of giving us two full weeks to take a break over spring (and passover, so we actually have a good reason, you cheap-ass public schoolers) must have been too logical for my school (trust me, this would make a lot more sense if you were from my school), and so they had to give us an extra fucking day. Like I said, if you were from KSDS, you'd understand that it's physically impossible for them to do something 100% practical.
Anyhoo, I suck at Time Crisis. Seriously, playing a free trial of an arcade game really shows how much you suck at it.
I have school tomorrow before spring break. Yeah, that's right. The idea of giving us two full weeks to take a break over spring (and passover, so we actually have a good reason, you cheap-ass public schoolers) must have been too logical for my school (trust me, this would make a lot more sense if you were from my school), and so they had to give us an extra fucking day. Like I said, if you were from KSDS, you'd understand that it's physically impossible for them to do something 100% practical.
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